Trump’s Gaza “Game Plan” Shakes the Western World
TEL AVIV, Israel – In what might be one of his most dangerous and delusional ideas yet, former President Donald Trump has thrown out two outrageous proposals for Gaza, leaving world leaders scrambling to respond. Buckle up:
- America, Meet Your New Territory? Trump, ever the real estate mogul, believes the United States should simply own Gaza. He envisions a glitzy “Riviera of the Middle East” because, in his mind, beachfront property is more important than the human suffering taking place there.
- Bye, Gazans? As if casually playing God, Trump also floated the idea of relocating 1.8 million Palestinians to other countries as a “humanitarian” solution. A mass forced population transfer—because, why not?
Everyone Freaks Out
Trump, in typical fashion, didn’t bother with details. But the reaction was swift and damning. Arab leaders, Hamas, and the Palestinian Authority immediately shut it down. The UN—because it apparently still has to remind people in 2025—pointed out that forcibly displacing an entire population is, in fact, very illegal. Saudi Arabia, Britain, and other nations rejected Trump’s madness, reiterating that a two-state solution is the only viable path.
Israel’s “Wait and See” Approach
Israeli officials largely dismissed the idea of the U.S. taking over Gaza as pure fantasy. Even former Israeli leaders laughed it off as yet another one of Trump’s signature big talk, zero execution plays. Yet, shockingly, 70% of Jewish Israelis reportedly support the relocation proposal. Netanyahu? He’s staying vague—letting Trump handle the controversy while he juggles his own political headaches.
Gaza: Stay or Go?
With Gaza in ruins, its people face an impossible choice. Some refuse to leave, no matter what. Others, if given security and stability, might see escape as their only hope. But let’s be clear: Trump’s latest grandstanding isn’t going anywhere—except into the growing pile of his most reckless, thoughtless foreign policy takes.
The Bigger Picture: The Religion-Fueled Apocalypse We Keep Ignoring
Beyond Trump’s real estate empire fantasies and his insatiable need for control, we need to step back and acknowledge the real problem: A religious war that has burned for thousands of years, fueled by competing claims over which God reigns supreme. Blood is spilled daily, all in the name of one of 26,000 human-made deities. And now, in the 21st century, we have a former U.S. president using this conflict as his latest vanity project.
The Christian nationalists are watching, waiting, praying for Christ to return to Jerusalem. Islamic factions anticipate Allah’s ultimate reign. The apocalyptic dreamers among us want this war to escalate. They hope for the final battle. And Trump? He’s just the reckless accelerant that could bring that nightmare closer to reality.
The Only Solution: Strip Jerusalem of Ownership
There is only one way forward, however radical it may seem: The United Nations must declare both Palestine and Jerusalem a protectorate. Strip them of national ownership. No more flags. No more divinely ordained claims to land. Jerusalem must become the headquarters for Middle Eastern UN operations, governed by an international body that answers to no single faith or nation.It would be crucial that only non-white U.N. forces be present, so that we do not add more racially charged issues to the mix.
Give it 99 years. Let the world build a future based on unity, not division. On cooperation, not destruction. And then—maybe—humanity will be ready to revisit the question of separate states, not as warring enemies, but as neighbors.
Because to give Trump and his minions any control over this land is to hand over the fate of millions to a man driven by greed, power, and the sick satisfaction of chaos. Some say he’s the Antichrist. I say he’s worse—an opportunistic, soulless parasite who feeds on suffering, preying on people lost in their desperate search for salvation.
And unless we wake up, unless we choose to see beyond ancient myths and modern despots, this cycle will never end. Not with divine intervention. Not with wars. Not with another Trump-branded fantasy.
It ends only when humanity finally realizes that our true salvation was never in the hands of gods or men—but in each other.