Jesus in front of Pink Triangle

You’ll Never Hear This in Your Church

PublisherDiscrimination, History of Religion, Social Justice

Here comes Donald Trump with his latest grift. Now, after fingering starlets, sneaking into pageant dressing room to checks out 15-year-old participants, and then continuing his hooker-a-month pattern, despite the fact we’ve never once seen him inside a church other than for a photo op; he’s now saying buy my “God Bless the USA Bibles”. These bibles are edited, incorporating political statements and patriotic songs, like: 

○    Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood

○    The US Constitution

○    The Bill of Rights

○    The Declaration of Independence

○    The Pledge of Allegiance

This is the latest of many troubling actions. Christians are not fixed in the totality of religious identity; the speaking in-tongue Evangelicals and the polite Anglicans, are as different as day and night. Each derived from Martin Luther’s challenge to the Catholic Popes in 1517, when he opened the religious Pandora’s Box, to believe whatever you want for the day to be God’s truth. Religion is derived from man and not any God that has visited any man to date. Some argue that the manufacturing and industrial countries of the world, such as China, and Russia, have moved faster forward with a belief in technology than the religious nations putting their belief in their numerous man-made Gods. 

The Bible and other mythological teachings have been subject to numerous alterations, omissions, and additions driven by political motives and personal gains. From the exclusion of Gnostic and Apocryphal texts to the reinterpretation of biblical narratives, the political influence on scripture is pervasive. Stories such as the Gnostic account of the Secret Book of John, exploring the origins of the world, were left out, because it would contradict some of the messages of “Good vs Evil” left out in the Christian Bible.

Lot and his daughters fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah.

While Evangelical Christians worldwide lose their minds about sodomy, they forget the actual story of Sodom and Gomorrah. When Lot and his daughters were spared but an entire city was killed for supposedly practicing “sodomy”; Lot’s daughters would go on to get their father drunk and seduce him so they could have his children. These stories are acceptable, while Biblical stories of same-sex love are not. 

Moreover, stories like the love story of Jonathan and King David, are often dismissed or outright ignored; even though the Bible clearly states that David and Jonathon loved each other with the love of a woman.  

If we move to Islam, we know that if you’re a man and honor, Muhammad, said,

“The smallest reward for the Men of Paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby.”

Some have even claimed that in paradise one gets prepubescent boys as beautiful and numerous as pearls to serve them. 

Let’s not forget the ways “The Apostle Paul” who wrote the majority of the New Testament, despite never having met Jesus, claimed to speak for the Son of God. Paul takes a strikingly different tone from the compassion displayed by Jesus, yet Paul still wields considerable influence over Christian doctrine. Paul’s writings are so revered not because of his connection to Jesus, but because his message aligns with the goals of the Holy See.

All of this is without discussing the tens of thousands of additions, edits, and alterations made by scribes over the centuries. Called interpolations, the current English Bible contains many such edits that did not exist before 1885. These interpolations are listed in part below: 

○    Mark 16:9-20

○    John 7:53-8:11

○    John 21

○    Luke 22:17-21

○    Luke 22:43-44

○    1 John 5:7-8

Step right up, folks, and behold the main event: a whirlwind of religious reinterpretation, political melodrama, and one Congresswoman’s quest to protect Capitol bathrooms from an alleged existential threat. Grab your popcorn, because this show has layers.

Easter vs. Trans Day of Remembrance: A Divine Overlap

The curtain rises on Evangelical Christians in a tizzy over Easter sharing the stage with Trans Day of Remembrance. The irony? Their own sacred text seems to support the very inclusivity they decry. Matthew 19:12 takes the spotlight:

“For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.”

Translation: Jesus not only acknowledged but respected those who didn’t conform to traditional gender norms. Yet, here we are, watching some believers rewrite the script in real-time. Divine amnesia, anyone?

Nancy Mace’s Bathroom Crusade

Now, the plot thickens! Enter Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.), striding onto the stage with a resolution designed to bar transgender women from using women’s restrooms in the Capitol. Why? Because Sarah McBride, the first openly transgender member of Congress, dared to exist. Mace didn’t mince words when reporters asked if her proposal was targeting McBride:

“Yes and absolutely, and then some.”

Mace’s act of legislative showmanship would require everyone to use restrooms matching their “biological sex,” extending the drama to schools and federal buildings. But wait—there’s an encore! Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, never one to be outdone, declared Mace’s resolution a snoozefest, vowing to take the restroom showdown to new, unhinged heights. Who says Congress isn’t entertaining?

Sarah McBride: The Graceful Scene-Stealer

While the GOP stages a Broadway-worthy production, Sarah McBride delivers a masterclass in composure:

“Every day Americans go to work with people who have life journeys different than their own and engage with them respectfully. I hope members of Congress can muster that same kindness.”

The subtle mic drop! McBride’s quiet confidence steals the scene, proving that sometimes less really is more. She’s letting the absurdity of her critics speak for itself.

House Speaker Mike Johnson’s Tightrope Walk

Meanwhile, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) tries to juggle his role as the ringmaster. He promises to find a “deliberate” solution while also appeasing his party’s most vocal critics. Translation? A lot of vague hand-waving and promises to keep the peace. The Capitol could use a stage manager at this point.

Final Act: A Cultural Showdown

This drama doesn’t just play out in the halls of Congress; it’s a reflection of America’s broader cultural struggle. Biblical texts preach acceptance, yet some use them as props for exclusion. Meanwhile, McBride’s election is a symbol of progress, even as it ignites resistance from those who refuse to share the spotlight.

Can this production end with a standing ovation for dialogue, respect, and progress? Or will the curtain fall on yet another act of division? Stay tuned—this saga has legs!

Jesus and the Disciple John, whom he loved.
Jesus and his disciple John, whom he loved.

Beyond Jesus’s statements about trans people, Christians also ignore the numerous references to Jesus’ own sexuality. The Bible is riddled with references to Jesus and the many men he surrounded himself with, like John, “the disciple whom Jesus loved.” Or Lazarus, whose sisters spoke of Jesus’ love towards him, saying “Lord, the one you love is sick.” Don’t even get me started on the wild goose chase they go through trying to explain this verse about a naked man fleeing from Jesus when he was taken captive in the garden of Gethsemane: 

“And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:

And he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked.”

The Secret Book of Mark, a 2nd-century religious text which is thought to reveal a secret rite of passage between Jesus and his disciples, is rarely mentioned or discussed. Where the Son of Man and Fisher of Men instructs a young boy to bathe and come to him at night in linen, so Jesus can share the secrets of heaven with him. 

Despite the well-documented and nefarious political history of the Bible, many Christians claim that the Bible is the infallible word of God. Ignoring the thousands of years of edits and ideology that have been built into it. Now, Donald Trump continues that tradition, merging it with good old-fashioned American Patriotism to sell it to his favorite White Evangelical Christian Nationalists. Although it has been thousands of years, people aren’t done adding things to the Good Book.